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because we rewrote this like a hundred times. the writing of this very blurb almost destroyed a decade-long friendship. this isn’t a joke to us. this is art. this is life. this is all street.

we simultaneously have such little faith in ourselves that we feel the need to obsess and perfect every single word, but also are so delusionally confident that we think someone will actually read this. so, it’s up to you: do you want to feed our delusions, allowing us to further nurture our imaginations, or crush our dreams, leaving us to blabber incoherently to nobody.

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i know you’re probably trying to spend less time on your phone, so we really shouldn’t be encouraging you to subscribe to another newsletter. we all claim elon and zuck are the problem, but i guess we are, too. so, subscribe if you want, but don’t feel obligated to. we respect your choice and won’t try to subtly manipulate you into subscribing by pretending to be your friend, through self-deprecating humor, or shameless begging.

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our non-existent data science department told us to avoid using words like “family“ because it sounds cult-like and we promise we’re not a cult; we’re a collective. there’s a difference. we worship art not people.